hoestar:

mikitakahazekure:

imagine speedwagon inviting jonathan to a gentleman’s club and jonathan thinks it’s a literal gentleman’s club and leaves crying.

LADIES PLEASE YOU DO NOT NEED TO DISROBE

HERE YOU MUST HAVE FALLEN ON HARD TIMES SEND THIS MONEY BACK TO YOUR FAMILIES

WHY DO YOU KEEP DISROBING

(Source: bamnbi)

peter-pans-booty-shorts:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

subliminalmusings:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

THAT’S IT. I AM DONE. DON’T EVEN TRY TO ATTEMPT OTHER SCIENCE PUNS YOU LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TOP THIS ONE.

subliminalmusings:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

THAT’S IT. I AM DONE. DON’T EVEN TRY TO ATTEMPT OTHER SCIENCE PUNS YOU LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TOP THIS ONE.

captainfunbucket:

nightshadezero:

I am neither Imperial nor Nord, neither Orc or Elf.

I am the last of my race.

The race of Jonathan Joestar.

I must find this